Monica’s new job

Monica Lewinsky got a new job with Coca-Cola, as a packager and taste-tester. To commemorate her new position (which wasn’t on her knees), she bought a new dress for her Mother and both of them went down to the Potomac River, to celebrate. While there, the two of them had an argument and Monica actually tried to drown her Mother in the Potomac River.

When a police officer showed up to rescue Monica’s Mother, Monica punched him in the mouth.

This made Monica Lewinsky a coke-sacking coke-sucking cop-socking mother-frocking mother-dunker.

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