Moon Maiden
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Loading ...An astronaut landed on the moon and after exiting his spacecraft was leisurely exploring the moon’s surface. As he rounded a large boulder he came upon a beautiful girl standing next to a large black cauldron, the contents of which she was stirring with a long spoon.
“Hello!” said the astronaut, “I am from the earth. What are you doing?”
“Hello,” replied the moon maiden. “I live here on the moon and I am making a baby.”
“How interesting!” responded the astronaut. “Perhaps you would like to see how we make babies on earth?”
“Why, yes!” replied the moon maiden. “That would be interesting.”
The two proceeded to make love earth-style. After the astronaut had finished he asked,”Well, what did you think?”
“It was very nice,” replied the moon maiden. “But where is the baby?”
“Oh, the baby won’t be along for nine months!” answered the astronaut.
“Then why did you stop stirring?” she asked.
