mop bucket
There was this guy who walked into a bar and he told the bartender,”bartender give me a couple of beers” so the bartender gave him a couple of beers,after the guy drank the beers he went to the bathroom and started to scream he then came back and asked for a few more beers and like before he went to the bathroom and started to scream and when he came back the bartender asked,”why do you keep screaming when you use the bathroom” the guy replied well everytime i sit down and pee i flush the toilet and something reaches up and squeezes my balls and the bartender replied,”thats because you are sitting on the mop bucket”.