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English Phrase/(Chinese Phrase):

I think you need a facelift/(Chin Tu Fat)

Are you hiding a fugitive?/(Hu Yu Hai Ding?)

See me A.S.A.P./(Kum Hai Nao)

Stupid man/(Dum Gai)

Small Horse/(Tai Ni Po Ni)

Did you go to the beach?/(Wai Yu So Tan?)

I bumped into a coffe table/(Ai Bang Mai Ni)

It’s very dark in here/(Wai So Dim?)

Has your flight been delayed?/(Hao Long Wai Ting?)

An unauthorized execution/(Lin Ching)

I thought you were on a diet/(Wai Yu Mun Ching?)

This is a tow away zone/(No Pah King)

You are not very bright/(Yu So Dum)

I got this for free/(Ai No Pei)

I am not guilty/(Wai Hang Mi?)

Please stay a while longer/(Wai Go Nao?)

They have arrived/(Hai De Kum)

Stay out of sight/(Lei Lo)

He’s cleaning his automobile/(Wa Sing Ka)

Your body odor is offensive/(Yu Stin Ki Pu)

Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?/(Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?)

Eat shit/(Moo Kow Dung Chow)

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