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“Virginity like bubble. One prick … all gone!”
“Man who run in front of car get tired.”
“Man who run behind car get exhausted.”
“Foolish man give wife Grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ!”
“Man with one chopstick go hungry.”
“Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.”
“Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.”
“Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.”
“War does not determine who right. War determine who left.”
“Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.”
“Man who sleep in cathouse by day, sleep in doghouse by night.”
“Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night!”
“Man who tell one-to-many light bulb jokes soon burn out.”
“It takes many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.”
“Man who drive like hell, bound to get there!”
“Man who sit on tack get point.”
“Man who lives in glass house should change in basement.”
“He who fishes in other man’s well often catches crabs.”
