More Selected Bumper Sticker Sayings
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
All men are idiots, and I married their King.
Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all of its students.
Pride is what we have. Vanity is what others have.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Very funny Scotty, now beam down my clothes.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t.