More things men will NEVER say…..
(3 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
Loading ...1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
2. No I don’t want another beer. I have to work tomorrow.
3. Her tits are just too big.
4. Sometimes I just want to be held.
5. That chick on “20/20″ gives me a woody.
6. Sure! I’d LOVE to wear a condom.
7. We haven’t been to the mall for ages, let’s go shopping and I can hold your purse.
8. Screw Monday Night Football; let’s watch “Ally McBeal”.
9. It’s late. Put your clothes back on and I’ll take you home.
10. Honey, I’m going to the store, do you need more tampons???
11. I know you just blew me, but I need a kiss.
12. I’m sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.
13. Great! Your mother’s coming to stay with us again!
14. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she’s getting ready for bed?. Maybe I should tell her.
15. No way! You weeded the garden last week. It’s MY turn!
16. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don’t look at them any more.
17. I understand.
18. This movie has way too much nudity.
19. Damn, we’re late for church!
20. No! I don’t want to see your sister’s tits.
21. Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.
22. Put some panties on for Christ’s sake.
23. Eat something!! You are starting to look like a Victoria’s Secret model!!
24. Don’t pick that up; I got it.
25. Happy Anniversary!!!
26. Hey, isn’t today your mother’s birthday??
27. Let’s talk, I miss talking.
28. Gay men have rights, too!
29. I am just too tired to have sex again today!
30. Are you losing weight sweetie??