More ‘Why aren’t you married yet?’ COMEBACKS!
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Loading ...“I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.”
“Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.”
“My co-op board doesn’t allow spouses.”
“I’d have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.”
“They just opened a great singles bar on my block.”
“I wouldn’t want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.”
“I guess it just goes to prove that you can’t trust those voodoo doll rituals.”
“What? And lose all the money I’ve invested in running personal ads?”
“We really want to, but my lover’s husband just won’t go for it.”
“I don’t want to have to support another person on my paycheck.”
“Why aren’t you thin?”
“I’m married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.”
