Why did Moses travel for 40 years in the desert?
He’s a man! He wouldn’t ask for directions!

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One day a little boy returns home from Sunday School. When his mother asks him what he learned he says he learned about Moses.

“Well, what did you learn about Moses?”

“Well,” said the little boy. “We learned about when he escaped Egypt with all of the Hebrews. And how they were trying to get away but Pharoah was chasing them with his army. But Moses was having trouble getting away so he radioed in for help. Then an airplane came and bombed the Egyptians. When it was finished they built a bridge so Moses and all his people could cross the Red Sea.”

“Are you sure that’s how it goes?” asked the mother in shock.

“No,” said the little boy. “But if I told you what really happened you’d never believe me!”

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