Mother Goose 1999

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Once upon a time, a beautiful princess was seated on the shore of a pond near her castle. As she combed her golden tresses in the reflection of the pristine water, a frog hopped into her lap and spoke to her.

“Dearest Princess, I was once a handsome prince with a thousand servants and riches beyond your imagination. One day a beggar woman transformed me into this frog that you see before you, for she was indeed a witch. But with only a kiss from you, I will once again be transformed into that handsome prince. We will marry and move back to my palace where you can cook my meals, mend my clothes, and tend my children from a former marriage.

That night, as the princess dined elegantly in her castle on frog legs, wild rice and sauterne, she smiled to herself and thought “I don’t fucking think so.”