Moving

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A guy has a friend who just moved his business. He decided to get a nice bouquet of flowers for his friend as a gift. He called the flower shop, they took his order, and he thought everything was great.

Two weeks later, this guy gets an invitation to come to his friend’s open house, celebrating the new location. This fellow goes to the open house and it is packed. Instead of trying to find his friend immediately, the guy looks to see how his gift of flowers turned out.

After searching all over for his gift, he finally comes upon it. He thinks they look marvelous. He goes to read the card and he becomes infuriated, because it read “Rest In Peace.” This guy was terribly upset that the flower company sent his friend the worng card, and he was going to let them know about it.

The next day comes, and this guy calls the flower shop. He yells at the clerk telling him how he can’t believe they messed up such a simple order.

The clerk feels terrible and apologises profusley. He then tries to see what exactly happened to this guys flowers and seeing where they ended up, he tells the guy, “Sir, you might be upset that your friend got flowers saying ‘Rest In Peace,’ but just think, somewhere, there is a funeral and beside the casket there are some lovely flowers with a card
that reads ‘Congratulations On Your New Location.’”

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  • Moving

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    My friend called his car insurance company to tell them to change his address from Texas to Vermont. The woman, evidently a blonde, who took the call asked where Vermont was.

    As he tried to explain, she interrupted and said, “Look, I’m not stupid or anything, just tell me what state it’s in…”

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