Mr. Cheapskate

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After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

“How about some perfume?” he asked the cosmetics clerk.

She showed him a bottle costing $50.

“That’s a bit much,” said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.

“That’s still quite a bit,” Tim complained.

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny, $15 bottle.

“What I mean,” said Tim, “is I’d like to see something really cheap.”

So, the clerk handed him a mirror.

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