Ms. Jones, your dog is out!

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Little Billy is a neighor of Ms. Jones & concerned about her dog getting out –

Little Billy runs up to Ms. Jone’s door, “Ms. Jones, Ms. Jones, your dog is out!”

Ms. Jones replies, “That’s o.k. Billy, I let him out. He is eating grass ’cause he has gas.”

Well…the next day Billy sees Ms. Jones dog is out, Billy runs to her door, “Ms. Jones, Ms. Jones your dog is out!”

“I know Billy, he has gas & he is out eating grass.”

Well… again the next day Little Billy sees Ms. Jones dog is out, and runs to the door. “Ms. Jones, Ms. Jones your dog is out!”
“I know Billy, I know, he has gas & is out eating grass.”

“No, no, Ms. Jones he’s done ran out of gas cause another dog is towing him home!”

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