Musta been Sex
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Loading ...Two builders were working on the 48th floor of a skyscraper. One turns to the other and says, ” Damn, I gotta take a piss.” The other guy tells him to go ahead. The first guy says,”hell, we’re on the 48th floor. By the time I get to the ground, I’ll have pissed my pants.”
The second guy looks around and spots a plank about twelve feet long, and gets an idea. He tells the first guy, “Hey, listen. I’ll stick about 4 feet of this board out over the edge. When I get on this end, you walk out to the other end and piss. We’re 48 floors up, and all the piss will dissipate before it hits the ground.”
The first guy agreed, so they took their positions. The first guy was relieving himself, when the phone rang. The second guy forgot what he was doing, and walked away to answer the phone.
Later that day, the police were investigating the death of the first man, and were asking the other workers if they had seen anything. No-one saw anything, but one guy said he thought it had something to do with sex. When the police asked him why he thought that, the man explained, “Well, I was working on the 12th floor. All of a sudden, I heard this man yelling. When I looked out the window, I saw this man come falling past.”
Again, the cops asked him why he thought it had something to do with sex. The man said,”Well, like I said, he came flying past the window. But I saw he had his peter in one hand, the other hand was waving around in the air, and he was yelling,’WHERE’D THAT COCKSUCKER GO ! ! !’”