My Cookies
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Loading ...Little Timmy went to his grandparent’s house to visit for the weekend. Little Timmy went outside to find his grandpa smoking a cigar on the porch. The boy asked, “Can I have a cigar?” The Grandpa replied “does your dick touch your ass?” The boy answered “No.” so the Grandpa said, “Well then you can’t have a cigar!”
Later that day, Little Timmy went and found his Grandpa drinking a beer… the boy asked, “Can I have a beer?” The Grandpa answered, “Does your dick touch your ass?” the boy answered, “No.” so the Grandpa said, “Well then you can’t have a beer!”
The next day, Little Timmy came outside with a BIG plate of cookies… the Grandpa asked, “Can I have a cookie?” Little Timmy replied, “Can your dick touch your ass?” The Grandpa said, “Well, yes!” and with that, the boy said, “Well then go fuck yourself, cause these are my cookies!”