My dad calls it a …
In a young classroom, three young children are discussing their fathers’ careers.
The first boy says, “My Dad writed words on a piece of paper. He calls it a poem, and gets paid 100 for it.” The boys agree this is impressive.
The second boy says, “My Dad also writes words on a piece of paper. He calls his a song and gets paid 1000 for it.” They all agree this is also impressive.
The third boy says, “My Dad writes words on a piece of paper as well. He calls his a sermon, and it takes four people to collect all the money.”