my friend joe
It was the year for Jack’s class reunion, and he thought he would go to see his old friend Joe. He thought that Joe would be there so he would go, too.
When Jack got there, he was looking around for Joe. He could see everybody else, but not Joe. But he did see a really beautiful woman that he didn’t know. He thought he might go over and talk to her.
When he got near the woman, she said,”Jack don’t you remember me?”
Jack said, “No, I don’t believe we’ve met.”
The woman said, “I’m Joe.”
Jack said, “Joe!? What happened. Did it hurt. Let’s go over to the table so you can tell me everything.”
So they were at the table and Jack is asking if it hurt and Joe said, “Most of it didn’t hurt. The only part that hurt was the part when they had to drill a hole in my head to take out half my brain!”