my TOP 10 blonde jokes

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Q: What did the blonde say when the docotor told her that she was pregnant?

A: Is it mine?
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Q: Why did the blonde have tire marks across her back?

A: Because the sign said “Don’t Walk”
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Q: How do you kill a blonde?

A: Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.
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Q: Why did the blonde’s belly button hurt?

A: ‘Cause her boyfriends were all blondes too.
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Q: How would you kill an under-water submarine full of blondes?

A: Knock on the door.
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Q: How did the man get the blonde to trade her first-class plane ticket for his coach?

A: He told her that only the back part of the plane is going to Jamaica.
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Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
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Q: What is a blonde’s favorite surgery?

A: Slipadicktome
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Q: why did the Blonde return home from Disneyland right before she got there?

A: Because she saw a sign that said “Disneyland left<-”
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Q: What did the blonde say when I asked her if she believes in smoking?

A: Yes, I’ve seen it done.

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