My Wife

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A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror. He asks her what she’s doing and she replies, “I went to the doctor today and he told me I have the breasts of a 25 year old.”

“Oh yeah?” the husband says, “What did he say about your 50 year old ass?”

“Frankly dear, your name didn’t come up in the conversation.”

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