naked in the rain

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There was a young couple who had driven their car up to a secluded spot that overlooked the city.

They made out and eventually ended up naked in the back seat of the car. It began to rain in sheets. The man said to the lady, “We should probably go before this storm gets too bad.”

They climbed into the front seat and started the car. When he pushed on the gas the tires just spun and the car didn’t go anywhere.

They put some of their clothes under the tires in hopes that the tires might grip.

Still, the car didn’t move. The lady said, “I will run to the nearest house and see if I can get some help.”

“Wait! you don’t have any clothes on.” he said. He handed her a raincoat and a pair of boots.

She took them and ran but didn’t put them on. She came to a small house, went to the door and realized that she didn’t have any free hands to ring the doorbell with. She took the boots and put them between her legs and rang the bell. An old lady came to the door, looked at the naked lady with the boots between her knees and asked, “May I help you miss?”

“Yes,” she said “My husband is stuck!”

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