A short excerpt from the first solo Canadian space flight. The lone Canadian is guided by NASA and the ship contains himself and two pigs. Naturally the NASA ground technicians are upset over the lack of an American. During the flight the following conversation was recorded between ground control and the crew:

NASA: Hello, this is Ground Control for Pig 1. Pig 1, are you reading me?

CP1: This is pig 1 for Ground Control. Reading you loud and clear.

NASA: Pig 1, how is everything?

CP1: Everything under control Ground Control. No problems.

NASA: OK, Pig 1. Just to check: can you repeat your mission instructions.

CP1: Yes Ground Control, mission instructions for Pig 1: when coming in orbit, press the square button, and depress the round one.

NASA: OK pig 2, That’s right. Over and out.

CP1: Hello, here is pilot for Ground Control.

NASA: Captain Harris, how is everything?

CP1: Everything is going fine Ground Control. No problems.

NASA: Captain, please repeat your instructions.

CP1: Again? Haven’t we been over this often enough?

NASA: Remember who paid for the ride, Captain.

CP1: Okay, okay…mission instructions for Captain Harris: feed the pigs twice a day and don’t touch the freaking controls.

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