Nasty Parrot
One day, a old lady decides to buy a parrot to keep her company. As soon as she brings it home…she sets it up in the corner in a nice cage, sits down, and starts to read a book.
Pretty soon she hears….
“What the hell are you reading?”
Astounded that her parrot talked like that, she told her parrot…
“If I hear that out of you one more time, you will be punished.”
A few minutes later, she hears…
“What the hell are you doing?”
“That’s it!!” cried the old woman…
She took the parrot out of the cage, and put him in the freezer.
She let him out 10 minutes later…almost frozen
As soon as he was warm enough to speak, he cried out
“What the hell did the turkey do?”