Need a drink

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An obviously underage boy goes into a bar, climbs up onto a stool, and calls the barmaid.

“Can I help you little boy?”, she asks.

“I’d like a double shot of Jack Daniel’s,” he replies.

She exclaims, “What do you want to do, get me into trouble?”

“Sounds good to me,” he answers, “but how ’bout the fucking drink first?”

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