Neighbor’s Chickens

A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The neighbor kept talking about chickens being great creatures, and as such, they had the right to go wherever they wanted.

The man was having no luck keeping the chickens out of his flower beds, and his buddy commented that he’d soon have no flowers left at all.

Two weeks later, on a visit, the friend noticed that his flower beds were doing great.

So the friend asked him, “How did you get your neighbor to keep his hens in his own yard?”

“Well, one night I hid half a dozen eggs under a bush by my flower bed, and the next day I let my neighbor see me gather them. I wasn’t bothered anymore after that.”

This joke is filed under Religious.