Nellie & Venus
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Loading ...There was this guy that had car trouble one night while driving in the country. So he went up to this farmer’s house and asked the farmer if he could use the phone to call a tow truck. The farmer said “Ok.”
The man called then hung up the phone and said, “The tow truck won’t get here ’till tomorrow because of all this rain, so could I spend the night here?” The farmer said “Ok, as long as you don’t sleep with my two daughters, Nellie or Venus.” The guy promised he wouldn’t.
That night Nellie walked into his bedroom. She was so-o-o beautiful he could not resist. So he screwed her. Then an hour later, Venus walked in and he couldn’t resist her.
Three months had passed, when the guy received a letter from the farmer that said:
“Was you the one doing the pushin’ on the cushin’ and left your footprints on the head board upside down? Ever since you left Nellie she’s been having problems with her belly so don’t you think it’s time to come home and settle down?”
The guy wrote back:
“Yea, I was the one doin’ the pushin’ on the cushin’ and left my footprints on the headboard upside down, but ever since I left Venus, I’ve been having problems with my penis, so don’t you think it’s fifty-fifty all around?”
