nerd hunt
A truck driver walked into a bar and noticed a sign on the door saying “no Nerds allowed!”
He asked the waiter why such a thing was written and the man replied, “It’s Nerd season and you’re allowed to shoot freely.”
The truck driver left the bar driving his truck full of computers along a dirt road.
He went over a pothole and all the computers fell out. As soon as he got out of his truck there were 10,11,12 … nerds already hacking at the computers. The truckdriver got his gun and shot them all!
A policeman came and asked him what he was doing. The truckie said, “It’s nerd season — you’re allowed to shoot them.”
“Yeah, but you’re not allowed to bait them!”