Never Satisfied

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Two college presidents were talking about how difficult their jobs were.

“I wish I ran an orphanage,” said the one president, “and then I wouldn’t have to deal with parents and all the crap they give me.”

The second one looked up and said, “I’d like to be the head warden responsible for death row inmates.”

The first president look surprised and said, “Why would you want THAT job?”

“I wouldn’t have to deal with alumni,” he replied.

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