New Cow
TWO MORONS BUY A COW AND TAKE IT HOME. AFTER A FEW DAYS THEY REALIZE THAT THE COW ISN’T DRINKING.
THEY DECIDE TO TAKE IT DOWN TO THE RIVER AND FORCE IT TO DRINK.
AFTER SEVERAL UNSUCCESSFUL ATTEMPTS, ONE MORON SAYS TO THE OTHER,”I’LL HOLD HIS HEAD IN THE WATER AND YOU SUCK ON HIS ASS”.
AFTER A FEW MINUTES THE MORON AT THE HEAD YELLS BACK TO HIS FRIEND, “IS IT WORKING?”.
HIS FRIEND REPLIES, “YES,BUT RAISE HIS HEAD, I’M GETTING MUD.”