new friend!!

A man and woman went on a holiday to Spain together. They got an apartment just by the beach, but it had one problem. Everyday, a skunk would turn up outside the door of the apartment. The couple hated the skunk at first but by the end of the holiday they had grown attached to it. The man suddenly came up with the idea to take the skunk home. He asked his girlfriend about this.

“We won’t be able to get it through customs, they’ll take it away from us,” she said.

But the man insisted, “I’ll…..I’ll….stuff it down my trousers!!!”

His girlfriend replied, “But what about the smell??”

So the man said, “Well, if it dies, it dies!!”

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