New Hearing Aid
Two guys meet one day after not having seen each other for years. The first guy says, “Remember how I used to be deaf and couldn’t hear a thing? Well, I got a new hearing aid, and I can hear a leaf falling from a tree now. I can hear a bird’s wings when it flies.”
The second guy says, “That’s great! What kind is it?”
The first guy looks at his watch and says, “It’s 4:15.”