New Husband

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A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter’s plane. She had just come back from a far away land trying to find adventure.

As the daughter was exiting the plane, the mother noticed
a man directly behind her daughter dressed in feathers with exotic markings all over his body and carrying a shrunken head. The daughter introduced this man as her new husband.

The mother gasped in disbelief and disappointment and
screamed, “I said for you to marry a Rich Doctor! A Rich
Doctor!”

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