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Looking for some new investments? …..you may want to consider the following before you invest:

The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of bonds:

1. The Al Gore bond, which has no interest.
2. The Monica Lewinsky bond, which has no maturity And…
3. The Bill Clinton Bond, which has no principle.

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