New Mother
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Loading ...With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65-year old woman has a baby.
All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65-year old mother says, “Not Yet.”
A little while later they ask to see the baby again…and once more the mother says, “Not Yet!”.
Finally one of the anxious relatives says, “Well then… when can we see the baby?!?”.
And the elderly mother says, “When the baby cries!”.
And he asks, “Why do we all have to wait until the baby cries?”
The new mother says, “Because I forgot where I put the damn thing….”
