New Purse

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A woman walks into a purse store, looks around and makes her decision to buy the tanned one. She brings it up to the counter and the cashier says “$800, please.”

“What?!” exclaims the lady. “$800 for a purse?!”

“Oh you don’t understand,” said the cashier. “This purse is made out of foreskin. If you rub it, it grows into a suitcase.”

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