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Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, “Hello class, I’m Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an “r” after the first letter.” The entire class says, “Hello Mrs. Prussy.”
A few days later the regular teacher is still sick. When Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is.
Johnny thinks hard and says to the teacher, “I Remember it has an “R” after the first letter.”
“That’s right,” she coaxed.
Then after a few seconds Johnny says, “Mrs. Crunt?”
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A certain elementary school got a new teacher. This new teacher was an atheist and proud of it. In fact, he was always talking about it, and since the kids were fairly young, he intimidated them.
One day he boldly announced, “My mother was an atheist, my father was an atheist and I’m an atheist. How many in this room are atheists?”
The kids, being a little scared of him, all raised their hands; all except one little girl. So then he asked her, “Well, what are you then?”
She said, “I’m a Christian. My mother is a Christian, my father is a Christian and I’m a Christian, too.”
He then sarcastically snarled, “If your mother was a moron and your father was a moron, what would that make you?”
She thought for a moment and meekly replied, “I guess that would make me an atheist.”
This joke is filed under Funny Stories.
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