Newlywed Breakfast

“If you’ll make the toast and pour the juice, Sweetheart,” said Mary, the newlywed bride, “breakfast will be ready.”

“I love the way that you take really good care of me, Baby,” said Dave with a smile and added, “By the way, what all are we having for breakfast?”

Mary replied, “I told you . . . toast and juice!”

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