Newlyweds a-hunting

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Joe and Ken always hunt together, but Ken gets married and is forced to bring his new bride along. Ken tells his wife to straighten out the cabin and fix lunch while he and Joe look for a good spot to hunt deer.

They arrive on top of this big cliff and proceed to look for the best spot for their treestand. Joe tells Ken he can see the cabin; Ken says never mind that look for a good spot.

Joe says, “You don’t understand, I can see inside and your wife’s there naked with another man!”

Ken grabs the binoculars gives Joe the rifle and says, “Shoot her in the head and him in the balls!”

Joe says, laughing, “Man, I can do that in one shot!!!”

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