Newlyweds’ First Meal

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The newly-married husband came home from the office to find his young wife in floods of tears. “Whatever could have happened?” he thinks, “Who died?”

“Darling, whatever is the matter?” he asks.

“Sweetheart,” she sobs, “the most terrible thing has happened! I cooked my first Beef Bourguignon for you, and I got it out of the oven to season it, and the phone rang. When I came back from answering it,” she sobbed again, “I found that the cat had eaten it!”

“Don’t worry, Darling,” said her husband, consoling her. “Don’t cry. I’ll get you a new cat in the morning . . . .”

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