News From God
One day God called the Pope and said to him, “I have good news and bad news.”
The Pope says, “Give me the good news first.”
God says, “I have decided to come right out and tell all of the people that there is only one true religion and that is the way it will be from now on.”
The Pope replies, “That’s great, but what’s the bad news?”
God says, “I’m calling from Salt Lake City.”