Newspaper headlines!

I was reading in the paper today and I guess about a week ago this guy was trying to hire somebody to kill his wife. So he called up this Mafia guy named Arty. He asked Arty, “How much it would cost to kill my wife?”

“A dollar,” Arty replied.

So the guy said, “Every Tuesday my wife goes to Consumers at 6:00 and you can�t miss her cause she�s blonde and she drives a red sports car.”

So the next Tuesday Arty went to Consumers at 6:00 and sure enough a blonde drove up in a red sports car, so he went over and he choked her to death. Then another blonde in a red sports car pulled up so he ran over there and he strangled her, too. Just then, another blonde came out of the store and got into a red sports car so he went over there and he choked her, too. Well, by then the police had arrived and caught him.

The next day, the newspaper headlines said: �ARTY CHOKES 3 FOR A DOLLAR AT CONSUMERS�

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