Next 2.U. on the Subway
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Loading ...TEN simple indications that the person next to you on the subway is “Nuts”.
(A Luis G. Moreno original)
10.The guy next to you points out a location on the subway map with his toes.
9.The lady next to you makes “chomping” noises with her teeth at everyone, indicating that she wants some gum.
8.The person next to you repeatedly sits and stands on the seat beside you claiming, “I’m ..not…..NUTS!…I’m ..not ….NUTS!”
7.The lady next to you looks at your dog and asks, “You gonna eat that?”
6.That same lady looks over to your cat this time and adds “If so, what ’bout the cat?”
5.The guy next to you laughs out a big “HA,HA” everytime the train conductor announces the next stop and adds a “nooooo sir, that’s not -my- stop…….YET!!!”
4. The person next to you slowly turns toward your direction and asks, “If I give you a subway token right here, right now…..will you be able to reimburse me before the next stop.”
3.The “quiet” person next to you on the express train suddenly lashes out and yells, “Come ooooooon in, there is PLENTY of rooooom!” everytime the train doors open and people enter.
2. The guy next to you hums the “Star Spangled Banner” every five minutes then gives himself a quarter (every ten minutes, a dollar)
1.The person next to you introduces themselves as “Hello, my name is Professor I.R. Nuts.”