Night before the hunt
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Loading ...It was the night before the big hunt, and all the old hunting dogs always went out for a night on the town. One of the old hunting dogs decided it was time for his pup to join him.
The old dog told his pup, “Since this is your first night out on the town, you stay ten steps back and just observe.”
Shortly after reaching town the old dog turned down a dark alley, with the pup following close behind. As soon as they came upon a stack of garbage cans the old dog knocked one over and found some food to eat. Then the old dog proceeded down the alley. Next they came upon a French Poodle, who had obviously been let out to pee. The old dog mounted the poodle and had his way. Then he proceeded down the alley, the pup still following. Suddenly, the alley dead ended into a brick wall. The old dog walked up to the wall, sniffed it, squared up to it then hiking his leg, he peed all over the wall. Then he turned to the pup and said, “Come on pup, let’s go home.”
When they got home the old dog asked the pup if he understood what a night on the town was all about. The pup replied, “Yes, but I just have one question. I understand that you knocked those cans over ’cause you were hungry; and you humped that poodle ’cause you were horny; but why did you pee all over that wall.”
The old dog smiled and said, “Pup, as you get older in life you’ll come to realize: if you can’t eat it, or you can’t fuck it…PISS ON IT!!!”
