Nipples

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One day a man walks up to a beautiful woman working in a library.

“I’ll bet you three hundred dollars that by this time tomorrow your nipples will be gone”

The woman is completely shocked and doesn’t know what to say.

“I’m completely serious,” he says as he puts an envelope full of money on the counter “by this time tomorrow your nipples will be gone. You won’t see me until tomorrow and i will not attack you and slice off your nipples, they just will not be there tomorrow.”

The woman says nothing, just nods her head, and the man walks out of the building. The rest of the day she avoids all sharp edges and dark corners. That night she takes a cab home and rushes up the stairs to avoid any Psychotic Nipple Slashers hiding in her building.

The next morning as she’s taking a shower, she happily notes that her nipples are still where they are supposed to be.

That day when the man returns to her store, a second man in tow, she is thinking ‘easy money’.

“Well???” says the man.

The woman lifts her shirt and proudly displays her nipples. True to his word the man gives her the three hundred dollars.

The second man hands the first a huge envelope with a look of amazement.

“Excuse me, what is that?” inquires the woman.

“Oh, he be me a thousand dollars that he could walk in here, say only one word, and get you to show us your tits.”

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