no arms, no legs
What do you call a man with no arms & no legs
on your porch? Mat
What do you call a man with no arms & no legs
in your mail box? Bill
What do you call a man with no arms & no legs
on your kitchen stove? Stu
What do you call a man with no arms & no legs
water skiing? Skip
What do you call a man with no arms & no legs on
your wall? Art
Where do you find a dog that has no legs?
Right where you left him!