No lettuce
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Loading ...A lady goes to the store to get some lettuce but they don’t have any. She goes to the manager and jumps all over him about how she is sure he has some in the back of the store.
The manager listens patiently then says, “Lady take the c out of carrots and what do you have?”
She replies, “arrots.”
He says “Now take the p out of potatoes and what do you have?”
She says, “otatoes.”
“Now,” he says, “take the fuck out of lettuce and what do you have?”
She says, “There is no fuck in lettuce.”
To which he replies, “That is what I’ve been trying to tell you.”
