No More Nailbiting

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Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer would stop biting his nails. He makes me terribly nervous.”

My Billy used to do the same things,” the older woman replied, “but I broke him of that pesky habit.”

“How?”

“I hid his teeth!”

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