No Offense, West Virginians
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Loading ...A West Virginia State trooper pulls over a pickupon I-79. He says to the driver, “Got any ID?”
The driver says, “‘Bout what?”
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Q: Did you hear about the $3,000,000 West Virginia State Lottery?
A: The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.
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Q: Why did O.J. Simpson want to move to southern West Virginia?
A: He heard that everyone has the same DNA.
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Q: Did you hear that the governor’s mansion in Charleston, WV burned down?
A: Yep. Prit’ near took out the whole darn trailer park.
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Q: What’s the best thing to come out of West Virginia?
A: I-64
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Two West Virginian’s meet while walking down the street. One is carrying a sack. One says, “Hey, Billy Joe, whatcha got in the bag?”
“Jus’ some chickens,” says Billy Joe.
“Iffin I guesses how many, kin I have one?”
“Heck fire, if ya guesses right, I’ll give ya BOTH of ‘em!”
“OK. Um…. Five?”
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Q: What do a divorce in southern West Virginia, a tornado in Kansas, and hurricane in Florida have in common?
A: Somebody’s fixin’ to lose them a trailer!
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Q: Why do folks in southern West Virginia go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: ‘Cuz it says 17 and under not admitted.
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Q: Why don’t WVU football teams have ice on the sidelines?
A: ‘Cuz the guy with the recipe graduated.
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Q: How many WVU freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, that’s a second-year course.
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Q: How do you get a WVU graduate off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
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The WVU football team was placed in a remedial English class. The professor asked the class, “Does anyone know what comes after a sentence?” All of the players raised their hands.
“The appeal!” they shouted with Mountaineer pride.