No Time to Talk
It’s a really busy day at work, so when the wife phones her husband, he says there just isn’t time to talk right now.
“Oh, okay,” says his wife. “Just wanted to give you some news and some bad news. Do you have time for either?”
The husband answers, “Well, like I said, it’s really a zoo around here. Why don’t you just quickly give me the good news, and I’ll get the bad news tonight when we’re home together?”
His wife says, “I can do that. Here’s the good news: ‘The air bag works well.’”