No worries…

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There is no reason to be worried. In life there are only two things to worry about; whether you are well, or whether you are ill.

If you are well, there is nothing to worry about, but if you are ill there are two things to worry about; whether you get well, or whether you die.

If you get well,then there’s nothing to worry about. If you die, then there are two things to worry about; whether you go to Heaven or whether you go to Hell.

If you go to Heaven then you’ve got nothing to worry about. And if you go to Hell, you’ll be so busy shaking hands with friends, you won’t have time to worry!

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