Not ALL blondes are dumb
This blonde decided that she was sick and tired of all the “Blondes are dumb” jokes, so she decided she would prove “NOT all blondes are dumb”. She thought and thought on what she could do. Finally, she came up with an idea. She would memorize every state capital. She spent weeks memorizing them. When she learned them all, she was so proud! She told her boyfriend what she had been studying! She told him, “Ask me, ask me, ANY STATE and I will give you the capital”. He was really impressed and said, “O.K., what is the capital of Missouri?” She thought and thought and after a couple of minutes she said, “I’VE GOT IT! The capital is the letter M!”